Yeah, maybe, but that's not why I'm on Oppo ...

"UserNotFound" (jalopnik2) 06/25/2020 at 13:33 • Filed to: None

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You know what I really may also like? Not having porn ads (I know it’s an article about a Netflix show but come on (pun intended) I know pron when I see it) when I’m just trying to see some cool car posts.

UPDATE: The algorithm now thinks I am interested in things that are “tasty”

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 13:40

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No amount of peen can save kinja 

getFuckedHerb > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 13:40

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Agree, not to be prudish but I wouldn’t want co-workers, or family seeing that on my screen when I’m reading car things.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 13:40

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Well we’re on a G/O media site so we must all be hipsters (does anyone even still use that word?) who work at socially woke jobs places so nothing is NSFW anymore......right?

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/25/2020 at 13:42

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I don’t know, they’ve been pushing the sex toys hard, so they must bring in the referral bucks for Kinja Deals...

UserNotFound > getFuckedHerb 06/25/2020 at 13:47

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Yeah the, “I’m here for the cars!” excuse doesn’t pass muster these days. It also doesn’t help that it’s on EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE. And I bet that thumbnail is getting a billion clicks so it will be there for a while ...

getFuckedHerb > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 06/25/2020 at 13:48

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I mean, I work from home and the only thing looking over my shoulder is a cat so.. maybe?

UserNotFound > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 06/25/2020 at 13:48

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Yeah, right!? I could only imagine the responses to trying to question that thumbnail choice on one of the main sites ...

Why does everything have to be so damn edgy these days.

UserNotFound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/25/2020 at 13:49

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I’m not even sure what peen means. Is it the same as poon? What’s poon?

These are rhetorical questions, by the way.

Ash78, voting early and often > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/25/2020 at 13:50

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Depends on what kind of dent you’re trying to...OHHHHH!

RPM esq. > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 13:58

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This post caused me to go read the article in question— a short but thoughtful review of what sounds like a very stupid film! Recommended despite the choice of art.

UserNotFound > RPM esq. 06/25/2020 at 14:01

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Oh I read it.

facw > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 14:06

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The thumbnail worked!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 14:06

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G/O: stick to sports

G/O: here’s some porn

UserNotFound > facw 06/25/2020 at 14:06

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Yes but I didn’t like it.

Honestly I’m not even sure what my argument is at this point XD

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 14:08

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/pushes up glasses

Well allow me to explain 

TheRealBicycleBuck > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 14:18

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D id the AT&T girl find another job?

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 14:21

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Because we’re numb from all the overstimulation.

UserNotFound > TheRealBicycleBuck 06/25/2020 at 14:21

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Discount Olivia Wilde?

gin-san - shitpost specialist > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 14:56

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FYI if you adjust your screen zoom to 110 or 125% eventually the actual Oppo page will take up too much room for the sidebar to appear. It does that on my TV, anyway, YMMV based on your screen resolution. 

user314 > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/25/2020 at 15:00

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Buncha Herbs.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > UserNotFound 06/25/2020 at 15:28

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Tasty!